October 2, 1999
I had a dream I was in this little room and Noel was playing guitar to about 100 people and I was in the crowd. Afterwards I went up to him and said 'I don't want an autograph this time. I want a hug.' so he gave me a big hug and then I asked him if he had e-mail and he went 'well yeah! everybody does!' so I asked him if Meg e-mailed me and he goes 'umm yeah she did.'
Then I went over to Meg and I said 'I'm Christina!', She said 'ohmigod!' and she gave me the biggest hug and said she did e-mail me.
The End

Spring 1997
I had a dream that I was in Government class and Mr. Miheve (the teach) was teaching about OASIS! He asked "So, what is Liam Gallagher famous for?" and I raise my hand and say "Saying some smart things and some dumb things too sometimes" and everybody turned and gave me a dirty look! Then I saw on the board the cover from British GQ magazine with Liam on the front instead of the pic of Washington DC that's usually up there. Then NOEL walks in the room with his guitar. The guitar is that one that Lori-Jo has on her pics page, the one he played "The Masterplan" on. Anyway, He sits behind the podium and starts playing "Talk Tonight"! I start singing along. I'm the only one who is except for some girl I've never seen in my life sitting behind me. Afterwards, Noel is done and I want to talk to him because I have to give him the card the Meg Rocks Club made for Meg! So I go up to Noel, except Noel transforms (look, voice, everything) into my old Geometry teacher! (who I really don't care for!) and....*shudders* that was the horrible part. Then I woke up and realized it was a dream and I had a REAL day of dreaded school ahead of me.

Fall 1997
I had a dream that I was extremely beautiful (like Kirsty Hume and Karen Muller status) and that I was in a big designer wedding gown and I was walking down the aisle of the Cathdral of the Holy Trinity (the church I go to) and I saw my hubby-to-be was LIAM!!!! I was excited and I smiled at him and of course he gave me the biggest grin back. During the ceremony the priest was talking and all of a sudden Liam did something to me (either licked me or something dumb like that....can't really remember) and I threw down my bouquet and started walking out (I was pissed as hell), and Liam started coming after me and eventually was clinging on to my train and being dragged behind me!!
there was more but that's all I can remember!

Spring 1998
Two years ago I had a really bad teacher for religion class, I mean BADDDD!!!! And I really didn't like any of my teachers so I had a dream that I went to school and I walked into American History class and LIAM was teaching! (and I sat in the first row! *drool* *LOL*) and he had that classic Manc accent and was rambling on about how America is rubbish and the civil war was stupid and he was using all these overheads that made no sense, but I didn't care. It was Liam! Then, next hour I had religion (which I hated because of the teach) but I walked in there and NOEL was my teacher! And the day's topic was morality! Noel's like "Do what you want, you and I are gonna live forever anyway!" *S*! Then he rambled about sex and birth control (I forgot what he said about that) and then he pulled out his guitar and played an acoustic solo version of "Wonderwall" for us!

Spring 1998
Two years after I had that dream, actually just two weeks ago, I had another Oasis dream. I woke up feeling "supersonic" but I was soooo pissed at Liam! This is the story: I was in this really big social hall somewhere in the woods and I was having Thanksgiving dinner and I was laughing with Noel, who was sitting across from me and Liam was just ignoring me stuffing his face. Afterwards, Noel went away and Liam grabbed me and...a.. the next few minutes are uncensored *LOL* but then all these other teenage girls were giving me dirty looks because they wanted Liam and they were pissed at me. Then we all went outside and there was a football field in the forest outside the social hall. Then Liam went and just played football by himself and I sat underneath this play set for lil' kids next to the field. Actually I was sitting in the sand box *LOL* and Noel came over and chatted with me and then Patsy and Meg came and behind Pats' back me and Noel were making fun of her... I mean terribly! Plus, I was pissed at Liam for doing what he did to me and never talking to me. Then Meg came over and I wanted to talk to her, and I wanted to say "Meg!" but instead I said "Patsy!" and Patsy walked over and was like "Yeah, what do you want?" and Meg was right behind her but Patsy wouldn't let me through dammit! Then I woke up.

This next dream was sent in by my mate Lori-Jo Sherwin
This is not only a dream about Oasis... it is, by far, the strangest dream I've ever had in my life! I was in a hotel lobby, except it was absolutely HUGE, like some sort of train station or something. A bellhop came up to me and told me to go over by the elevators because there was someone there who wanted to see me. So I went over to the elevators and Bonehead was standing there. We started talking like it was no big deal and it seemed so real. Sometimes you can tell that you're dreaming, but this time I had no idea - it seemed like it was really happening. We were talking about my trip to LA and Toronto, and I was telling him all about it in the same manner I'd tell a friend. Anyway, he gave my a Triple A for that night (Access All Areas pass) and said he'd see me tonight at the gig. Interesting... there was an Oasis gig that night and I didn't even know where I was!!! Just then, my mom came up and nonchalantly said "Lori... you've got to come help me bury a body." (!!!!) Neither myself nor Bonehead thought this was out of the ordinary, and Bonehead offered to come and help us since there was still quite a while before the gig. So, the three of us got into my mom's 1977 Malibu Classic and drove to this forest. Then we proceed to bury this body in a burlap sack like it's all in a day's work. I found this to be QUITE DISTURBING!!! The thing was, no one ever mentioned who the body was, and I never did find out. Here's hoping it was PATSY KENSIT... The next thing I know my mom has driven Bonehead and I to the gig and Oasis is onstage. I watched the whole gig from the side of the stage... it seemed that I dreampt every song and all... it was fantastic. Now. Perhaps more disturbing than burying a body was this part... After the gig I went back to the hotel and shagged Bonehead. And it was kind of wonderful, actually... PHHOAAARRR! Now is a perfect time to wake up...

Another one sent in by the lovely Lori-Jo Sherwin
(webmistress' note- WARNING: this is extremely funny!)

NAKED NOEL ANGEL By Lori-Jo Sherwin

I was in this huge shopping mall - it was rather futuristic and had tons of escalators in it. It was really white and drab... rather like that video for The Universal by Blur. Everyone was gathering around the centre court, mumbling about "the concert". I had no idea what was going on, really. Then, all of a sudden I heard Oasis playing. Now the trick in this shopping mall became finding WHERE they were playing. The dream dragged on longer as I ran around looking for the band. I was going up and down all these back stairwells and taking all these escalators, and getting quite frustrated! All the while, I could hear the band playing but I didn't know where they were. (Psychoanalysis leads me to believe that this sense of frustration in finding the band stems from my own frustrations I have getting to see Noel every time I go see Oasis!) I ran into Terry and Kevin, Oasis' security and they told me where the band was.

I finally found the band, they were under this stairwell playing with a few little amps to a few old ladies, Liam singing his heart out and looking a picture. Except there was one problem. Noel was no where to be found. Suddenly, all my friends were there with me, and we looked up to the ceiling. This is the bizarre part.

Coming down from the ceiling on this big fluffy cloud was none other than the chief himself, Noel Gallagher.

Except there was one problem. He had gigantic angel wings and he was totally naked. My friends and I were all laughing our heads off, and Noel was looking down at us (keep in mind he had angel wings and was NAKED) and saying "Wha? Wha?" like this was no big deal.

I think it's time for a !!! Enjoy!

~THE END OF THE DREAMS~

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